An axe for a xmas gift??
What two things does it say when someone buys you an axe? It’s either good luck on that burgeoning serial killer career or add this to your collection you manly lumberjack you. I am neither of these things. I have chopped wood of course but not in awhile. I have thrown axes and hatchets before but not since my hard drinking days. So here I am the proud owner of a carbon steal blade that I could probably cut a car in half with, seriously this thing might be a tad overkill for even Paul Bunyan.
So what to do. I would shit myself if I saw me walking down the street wielding this bad boy, so maybe I could start a protection service in my beach community. ‘Pay me 10% of all your money or I don’t leave the axe home tomorrow’, would be our motto. Yep I see big things because of this.
So everyone seems to have Rock Band and its cool to play but I just never envisioned my older family members being so interested in a video game. Let alone the music being a lot of what I grew up on, this made for a few odd glances at the family gathering.
Went a different route with the food this year, hand served and that meant no casserole dishes packing the table (thank Jebus) . No, this was Cognac Creme’ Roasted Reds, Prime Rib with a port reduction, and dessert by TBone himself. This is the tradition I want to see repeated over and over again. Fuck that turkey and ham bullshit.