Not a pretty site
Have you ever seen a woman and known right away that you wanted to bone her? Well that happened to me today, I saw her as we were both walking into a movie. I only had a short window of opportunity before darkness overcame us so I gave her my best ‘Can I park my pink Plymouth in you garage of love’ look. Her reaction? It appeared as though she actually threw up in her mouth or at the very least had a full body dry heave. This of course indicating her lack of receptiveness to this idea.
Was it my grey hair? Perhaps my funky flip flips? Or maybe my fat guy in little coat wardrobe choice was coming back to bite me on my rather prominent ass. Its not like I am not used to getting a negative reaction but this seemed a little over the top. That is until I came home and got a look of myself in the mirror and realized that I am one repulsive looking bastard. How was it possible for me to have ever gotten laid? They say personality goes a long way but in my case more like personality and a steady stream of ruffies. I mean damn what were these women thinking? So I have decided to contact all the woman that have let me ‘Rock The Casbah’ and ask them to explain their actions. I just hope they aren’t in a mental health facility and/or have killed themselves, either way they probably wont return my email. If I hear anything back I will share them with you my adoring masses and that crazy Amy chic from Cincinnati, whom as rumor has it, was Rocco’s beard for about a year.
Rocco showing how much
he can fit in his mouth