Mephistopheles just got paid
Tonight in my fantasy football league the biggest asshole I have ever met won the championship. Now this is bad…really bad, as he is the kind of guy that you never want to see or hear gloating because of his vile nature.
Why do I belong to his league?
Well he has been in it for a long time and all the other guys are pretty cool so I just kinda deal with his shit because the rest of the league overshadows his unpleasantness. He is also the type of guy you dont take much stock in because all of verbal attacks are so over the top and unrational he is basically a joke.
But as I was finishing up the league finances to see how much his prize would be, the total shot shivers down my spine: $666.00
I mean 666 dollars!!!!! Is this not a sign that he sold his soul to the devil or even that he might be the anti-christ? What was Jesus doing? Taking a nap when this agreement was signed? The Devils son has risen and we are all doomed because the big guy upstairs was sleeping off his New Years Eve bender.
Well I for one will not wait around for the Apocalypse, im heading to Canada man, where the football is not very good and the beer is more potent.
